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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.我们公司最狂的就是看门的大爷了,这老头脾气倔起来谁都不怕,打过办公室主任,揍过部门经理,也和车间工人干过架,我们都怕他,甚至连总经理,见了他也管他叫爹。

2.小明怒气冲冲找到自己的老爸:“你为什么给我起这么个破名字,朋友们绞尽脑汁都黑我,叫我以后怎么做人?”
“孩子别着急,你的名字是有来历的。小月啊,快给儿子解释解释……””

3.一烫发师傅把一个卖糖葫芦的给揍了。到了警察局警察就问烫发师傅:”为什么你要揍那个卖糖葫芦的?”烫发师傅说:”我在屋里烫头,他在外面一个劲的喊:烫糊喽!烫糊喽!我能不揍他?”

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