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嘟嘟飞(2014-7-2 11:24): 不足5篇笑话,无法加分,重新编程后联系我加分
1.香港一老妇,因祖传17罐珍藏逾70年的陈皮不翼而飞,怀疑被不肖子趁其住院期间偷去变卖,报警,警方事后拘捕不肖子追查陈皮去向。老妇透露陈皮是祖传,并引述警员粗略估计,其17罐陈皮可能价值高达2000万元…茶叶蛋被击败了!2。用打车软件打车,上车后跟司机师傅聊天,问他有没有乱下单的,他一下子来了精神,说下单去美国去泰国的还算正常,曾经有一单是,从东土大唐到西天取经
3.妹妹今天放学回家一脸的不悦,我问她怎么了,她哭丧着脸说,“老师让背诵朱自清的《荷塘月色》,可是我脑子里只有“我像只鱼儿在你的荷塘。只为和你守候那皎白月光。”把我差点笑抽了。

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