隋炀帝 发表于 2024-6-29 09:49   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1.晚上,疲惫不堪的老公对老婆说:“不管谁打电话来,都说我不在。”
一会儿,电话铃声响了,老婆拿起话筒小声地说:“喂!我老公现在在家啦! ”
“我不是交代过你,要说我不在吗?”老公怒气冲冲地吼道。
老婆:“电话是打给我的。”

2.今天在家训我家狗狗,训完后老公心疼地走过去,和狗狗语重心长地说:“哎呀,你怎么敢跟老虎斗?你只是一只狗埃”

3.深夜,出差的小王给妻子电话:“我有个重要文件寄到家的,收到了么?”
妻子:“早上就收到了。”
“真的么,这么快?”
“当然啦!你怎么能怀疑我呢?等着 ,我让旁边的快递和你说……”
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