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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、刚才室友穿着内裤去隔壁宿舍说事,十分钟过后,人没回来,内裤被送回来了。。。
2、小学时学到圆周率,老师教到十位左右,我自认为背的很好,能背到小数点三十位。有天老师提问让背圆周率,我美滋滋的举手!还加了一句:我能背到30位,3.14159265358979。。。忘了!我又接上了我爸的手机号,我妈的手机号,我家的电话号,我的QQ号。。。背的实在没得说了,教室里响起了热烈的掌声。我自己差点都信了。。。
3、上高中和堂姐在一个学校,堂姐长的很漂亮,每天都和堂姐一起骑车上下学,然而没过多长时间,我的车胎就天天被人扎,那时候我才理解了红颜祸水的真正含义。。。

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