wsq551 发表于 2024-6-1 12:52   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1.我妈妈有颈椎病，天天往脖子上抹药，有天我问她：“你药（要）抹脖子了吗？”妈妈瞪着眼睛看着不解的我说：“我还没有打算自杀！”

2.一口吃的监考老师发现一学生在作弊，便气急败坏地指着那学生吼道：“你…你…你…你…你竟敢作弊，站起来！语毕，有5名学生站了起来。”

3.某村妇首次进城，欲上茅厕，良久未遇，无奈求助警察：“同志，前面有个公厕，请问母厕在哪？”


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